omegle. ;3

Stranger: tell me a story, please.

You: okay

You: once upon a time

You: there was a young princess by the name of Laurie Waxman

You: and she was very beautiful

You: one day she went outside of the castle walls

You: to meet her best friend

You: Sir Giggles

You: Sir Giggles wasn't a prince

You: nor was he knight

You: or a peasant

You: instead he was a dragon

You: he huge one

You: and they got along very well

You: but one day

You: Sir Giggles wasn't at their normal meeting spot

You: am i boring you?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: no

You: okay

You: good

You: anyway

You: Princess Laurie was very sad

You: and she search and searched

Stranger: ok

You: until she found Sir Giggles in a cave

You: with

You: ANOTHER PRINCESS O:

You: imagine

Stranger: OMG NO WAY!!!!

You: how sad Laurie was

You: HAAY

You: STOP IT

You: I'M TELLING YOU A STORY

You: FUCKIN' A

Stranger: ok i am quiet

You: thank you

Stranger: ):

You: so sad Laurie left the cave

You: and plotted her revenge

You: she would find Sir Giggles

You: and chop is leching head off

You: so she borrowed her fathers sword

You: and returned to the cave

You: and the surprised Sir Giggles screamed and tried to hide

You: but he was a big ass dragon

Stranger: ok finish it up

You: so he couldn't hide

You: almost done

You: and then she chopped his head off

You: and

You: then jumped off a cliff

You: and

You: her father cried

You: and

You: he killed himself

You: and

You: then chaos

You: and

You: the end

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You: can i tell you a story?

Stranger: please

You: okay

You: there was this kid named Joshua

You: he had blue eyes and blond hair

You: one day Joshua and his friends went roller blading

You: and Joshua fell a lot

You: so...

Stranger: ...

You: ...

Stranger: that was a great story... you have talent

You: what story?

Stranger: the story of your life

You: what?

You: what are you talking about?

Stranger: Just trying to give you a compliment

You: for what?

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Stranger: hey

You: can i tell you a story?

Stranger: sure "

You: okay

You: there was once a kid named Joshua

You: he had blond hair and blue eyes

You: one day he started to bake a cake with his mother

You: and then...

Stranger: ...

You: ...

Stranger: Yess..???

You: yes what?

Stranger: -_-

Stranger: nvm .. Continue !

You: continue with what?

Stranger: =S

Stranger: the story ?!

You: what story?

Stranger: =l

Stranger: eh ..

Stranger: the .. story ..

You: what...story...?

Stranger: Dx"

Stranger: - cries -

You: what?

You:

Stranger: - sobs -

You: what's the matter?

Stranger: "x( Nothing

You: oh

You: okay

You: good

You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi


You: hello

Stranger: f/m

You: you first :]

Stranger: male

You: i'm female

Stranger: nice

You: yeah :]

Stranger: how old

You: you first? x]

Stranger: 15

You: i'm 45

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You: Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: hello

Stranger: no

You: og

You: oh*

You: darn

You: :[

You: well

You: who is this?

Stranger: me

Stranger: this is me

You: are you Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: who are you?

Stranger: no, i am me

You: i'm Laurie Waxman

Stranger: well then how would i be laurie waxman

Stranger: ?

You: are you?

You:

Stranger: no im not

Stranger: im me

You: are you Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: no, i am me

You: Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: laurie waxman=/=me

You: so you ARE Laurie Waxman

Stranger: no, laurie waxman does not equal me

You: i equal Laurie Waxman

Stranger: yes

Stranger: okay

You: Laurie Waxman? is that you?

Stranger: I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH BEST CONVO EVER!

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You: are you from Brazil?

Stranger: no.

You: good

Stranger: ha. why's that?

You: i just talked

You: to like three people from Brazil

You: in a row

Stranger: oh wow. thats weird.

You: and not one of them ever sucked a horses penis

Stranger: well i havent either.

You: well, i have

Stranger: i've sucked a guys penis but nothing more than that.

You: i sucked my friends mom's penis

Stranger: how is that possible?

You: it's very possible

You: if you have an imagination

Stranger: okay. i believe you.

You: good

You: you should believe me

You: :]

Stranger: ha. okay, i will.

You: yeah

You: that's right

You: fucking cunt

You have disconnected.

You: do you think Papa John from Papa John's makes his wife call him Papa in bed?

Stranger: tongue twist?

You: no

You: serious question

Stranger: have no idea

You: i bet he does

You: i would

You: if i were him

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Stranger: lesbian for cyber?

You: sure

Stranger: your a girl, right?

You: if i wasn't i wouldn't have agreed

Stranger: okay

Stranger: you can start

You: okay

You: I start to strip down until I'm naked. I smirk at you and direct you to do it as well. Once you're naked I look you up and down. I stop at your belly button. There's something wiggling inside it. My eyes grow huge and I back away. The wiggling thing is actually a worm, and it comes out and eats my head.

Stranger: oh, righto

You: The worm turns around and eats your head too.

Stranger: sweet!

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Stranger: MR. WIGGLES?
You: BRENNA?
You: UJHSDIHFIUSD
You: KIUGSDFIUDG
You: AHHHH
Stranger: holy shiot
You: AHHH
Stranger: XD
You: I"M SO HAPPY I FOUND YOU.
Stranger: ME TOO
You: Hahhahah. Awesome.
Stranger: this is totally awesome
Stranger: post this on TAD
You: Now I can die happy.
You: I will.
Stranger: ASL?
You: 306
You: BOTH
You: MARS
Stranger: HAWT
You: WANNA CYBER~?~?!??!>!>>!>.ONE
Stranger: YEAH!!111onetwothreefour!!!!11
You: My penis is fifteen inches long.
Stranger: MY VAGINA IS AS TIGHT AS A VERY SMALL HOLE
You: WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER
Stranger: WE ARE
You: I'm tired.
Stranger: i'm not
You: I am.
Stranger: well shit
Stranger: faggot ass bitch
You: I wanna go to bed, but I dont want to end this awesome conversation.
Stranger: i wish i was tired
Stranger: i wouldn't mind getting off of here
You: Well then, I'm gonna go to bed. We can cyber another time.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: when i get off of hiatus
Stranger: Chloe and Teagan are sex fiends
You: ANy idea when that'll be?
Stranger: nope, i have no idea
You: Didn't think so.
You: ANYWHO
You: GOODNIGHT MY LOVE
Stranger: GOODNIGHT
You: I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW
Stranger: DON'T FORGET TO POST THIS ON TAD
Stranger: FAGFACE
You: I WON'T
You: ECAFGAF
Stranger: SAGDFDFH
You: ILUNIGHTBAICARBBACON
Stranger: ILU2NIGHTFARMERBROWNISGAY
You have disconnected.

Stranger: heyy
Stranger: m/f?
You: you first
Stranger: m
Stranger: (@)Y(@)
You: then right now, i'll be a female, unless you're gay, then i can be a male
Stranger: wtf? you are scaring meee, manwhoree.....
You: i could be a male dressed like a woman
You: would you like that?
Stranger: i smoke dopee....
Stranger: noo i wouldntt likke that
You: i could talk in a deep voice, "I can give you anything suga."
Stranger: i likee girlss not pervert dudess...
You: i can be a girl too
You: or a girl dressed like a man
You: or a zebra
You: would you like that?
You: a zebra?
Stranger: and i dont like black girlss.
You: i don't like white zebras
Stranger: fuckk you, manwhore....
You: i'm a zebra, thank you very much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.