SLIM JIM DOLLY, SLIM JIM DOLLY, SLIM JIM DOLLY GOT A SLIM JIM BODY

Roy, Kaiden, Gage, and his one girlfriend of the evening, were all at the Kiborante tonight. That Lily girl was looking fine tonight, Roy totally wanted a piece of that.

When the host took them to their table, Roy pulled a chair out for Lily, and then took one of the seats next to her.

"Who's ready to get fuckin' drunk tonight?" he asked while leaning back into his chair.

Gage obviously took the seat on the other side of Lily, and he put his arm around her and pulled her closer, kind of protectively. He knew Roy was into her and he was all, STEP OFFA MY WOMAN, BITCH. He rolled his eyes at Roy's comment. Didn't he know not to talk like a moron in front of girls?

"Sorry about my idiot friends," he whispered to her, not caring if said idiot friends heard. They probably did, he whispered it pretty loudly. "I don't know why you wanted to meet them so badly." Maybe she wanted to get to know her best friend's babydaddy. He didn't know why else Lily would want to hang out with his friends.

Lily smiled at Roy. It was a pleasant surprise; Gage never pulled her seat out for her. At least he hadn't since they'd started dating.

Then when Gage pulled her close she was surprised yet again. This was different. Gage didn't know it, but he was right. Lily did want to get to know Kaiden.

She made a cute sorta awkward face that her mom was so good at when she heard

Roy wrote:

"Who's ready to get fuckin' drunk tonight?"

Since everywhere else was taken, Kaiden took the seat opposite Lily. He watched with mild amusement as his idiot buddies fought over her.

Roy wrote:

"Who's ready to get fuckin' drunk tonight?"

"I know I am!" he said, glancing over his shoulder and calling over a sexy looking waitress.

Normally, Roy would have been eying up the waitress along with Kaiden, but today he wanted to goggle at Lily. He wasn't sure why, but it could have been because he knew he couldn't have her, and that just made him want to try harder, so he was going to be on his best behavior tonight. For the most part.

"Excuse me," he said to the waitress all fake polite-like. "Can we have some red wine?"

He grinned at Lily and winked at her.

Gage rolled his eyes and then shot a nasty glare at Roy over Lily's head. Roy was practically begging him for a good ass-kicking, and if he didn't stop trying to flirt with Lily he was going to get it. He didn't even glance at the waitress.

"I'll just have a coke," he told her. He wanted to stay sober, not only because he had to keep an eye on Roy in case he tried anything, but because it would make him look better in front of Lily. Speaking of Lily...

"What do you want, baby?" he asked her. "I'll pay for you."

Another surprise for Lily.

Lily smiled at Roy before she heard Gage ask for a coke. She turned to him and tilted her head. Then he offered to pay for her. Okay, something was definitely up. "I'd like some lemonade," she said, still confused.

Gage, paying for a girl, when he wasn't trying to get her in his pants? And both Gage and Roy not paying attention to the wonderfully curved waitress? What was going on?

He shrugged. "I'd like a beer, for starters," he told the waitress. "By the way, that uniform is very becoming on you," he added.

The waitress blushed and hurried off to get their drinks.

"Oh I can pay for her Gage," Roy told him. "We all know how you hate paying for your dates!" he grinned at Lily and layed a hand on her shoulder. "I'll get you whatever you want honey just name it."

(I imagine all three of these boy fighting over women.)

"Stop being an idiot, Roy, she just did name what she wants," Gage snapped, getting fed up. Why had he agreed to take Lily here again? Since his arm was around Lily's shoulders he was in the perfect position to smack Roy's hand away from her, which is exactly what he did. "And I'm not letting you pay for my girlfriend."

In a lower voice he said to Lily, "Sorry about him. Just ignore him, and if he really starts to get on your nerves lemme know and I'll punch him for you." He said it like he was joking but he was totally serious.

Lily didn't know what to do. So she sat there awkwardly, trying not to move so that Gage wouldn't accidentally hit her instead.

She smiled apologetically at an older couple that were looking at the boys with creeped out faces. Then she sorta-smiled at Gage who was offering to punch Roy.

Awkwarrrrd.

Kaiden kept watching Gage and Roy make idiots out of themselves. He smiled at poor Lily who looked almost scared.

She didn't smile back which reminded him that she already knew about Julie's pregnancy. Oh well, what did he care about what she thought of him.

Roy fought the urge to stand up and smack Gage across the face, but like it said in his CD, he's intelligent enough to control his short temper. So instead he said, "I meant food numb nuts, but whatever."

Stupid Gage, he doesn't even care about Lily.

Well neither did Roy, all he cared about was the thing between her legs, and whether or not he could get some of that. Sure, he could get some from other stupid girls out there in Amelia, but this chick was harder to get at, which made him want to try harder.

Gage sighed in annoyance. Lily was acting all awkward and uncomfortable and it was pissing him off. She was the one who wanted to meet his friends, and now hear she was looking like she'd rather be anywhere else. He was even being nice to her and she didn't even care.

"I'll be right back," he said moodily. He stood up, and grabbed Roy by the shirt collar and forcibly pulled him out of his seat. "You come with me."

He dragged him out of the restaurant so that he could warn him properly to keep his hands, eyes and thoughts off of Lily.

Lily looked up at Gage when he got up to leave. She smiled at him and grabbed his hand as he walked away. He left and it trailed out but hopefully he knew she was his girlfriend, not Roy's.

When they left the restaurant, she turned back to Kaiden. "So," she said, her face set. "What have you been up to, lately?" her voice was stern, not conversational.

Kaiden was thinking "Craap," but he didn't let that show on his face. "What ever do you mean?" he asked lightly, taking a sip of his beer that the waitress had just dropped off. When she had, she had slipped Kaiden a note, probably about where she lived(since they don't have phones). He had stowed it in his pocket, it wasn't important now.

Lily's eyes turned into slits as she glared at the moron across from her. "You know fucking well what I mean," she said. "Listen, you better help Julie with that baby," she growled.

Kaiden looked at Lily like she was a total idiot. "First of all," he said, a smirk on his face, "she doesn't want anything to do with me. She's said so, twice, plus the time she pretended like she didn't even know who the fuck I was."

"You're such an idiot, Kaiden! Of course she said that--look at you. But, even if she wont say it, she wants you to help. And you're going to fucking do it."

Roy smirked in amusement and allowed his friend to drag him off. Once the two were out of the restaurant, Roy replaced his smirk with an inocent, 'what did I do' sort of face.

"What is it man?" he asked.

"Stop fucking trying to flirt with my girlfriend," Gage snapped at him. "This is low, even for you. Not only would she never be into you, but she's with me."

Even Gage wasn't jerk enough to try and steal his friends' girlfriends. Sure, he'd take them after they'd broken up. He'd take them if they hit on him first. But actually try to get one? No. "So leave her alone before I decide to kick your ass."

He shoved passed Roy without letting him reply and headed back into the restaurant, where it looked like Lily and Kaiden were having a disagreement. "What'd I miss?" he grunted, sitting back down.

Lily looked over at Gage, her eyes still set in a glare. She really didn't want to pull Gage into this though she would talk to him later, separately. "Nothing," she said, "it's just this guy here seems to think that with you outside, he can try the same crap that Roy was pulling."

Kaiden was about to retort with some stupid come back when Gage walked back into the Kiborante. Then Lily lied about him, and Kaiden could feel the anger emanating from Gage.

"Dude!" he started, "She's a fucking liar. Why the fuck would I want her?"

Roy watched his friend walk back into the restaurant feeling all irritated. It's not like he cared, he didn't love her or anything. Just the other day he was all over some chick while they were clubbing. Whaaaateeevvverrrr.

He returned back to their table, and found that everybody was angry looking. He sat back down and looked at each angry face.

"What's going on...?" he asked.

As if Gage wasn't already mad enough. Even if Kaiden hadn't really been hitting on Lily, which he probably was, then he had to go and insult her. "Don't talk about her like that!" he snapped, putting his arm back around Lily. He glared at Roy as he came back in and sat down.

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"What's going on...?"

"I have shitty friends, that's what's going on," he muttered.

He turned to Lily. "You wanna get out of here?" he asked in a nicer voice.