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PostSubject: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 8:37 pm

"My friend said he came here once to go cow tipping," Chloe was telling her daemon as they walked through a cow field. "What's cow tipping, Tyb?"

"It's when you tip over a cow," Tybalt replied dryly. "It smells bad here."

"Why would you wanna tip over a cow?" Chloe wondered absent-mindedly. She looked up and saw someone working on their farm. Bailing hay or something farmy like that. "HAAAAY!" she yelled to the clio, waving her arms. "I LIKE YOUR COWS!"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 8:58 pm

Teagan was out in the field today bailin' hay with his daemon and amazing Amelian cows who could be outside in -20°F weather. It wasn't -20°F though, so he had his shirt off with it rolled up and stuffed in his pants. (It was hanging out.)

He was pretty into his work when he heard a voice...

Chloe wrote:
"HAAAAY! I LIKE YOUR COWS!"

He looked up and shaded his eyes from the sun with his hand. Out in the distance, he saw a girl. A girl! Teagan liked girls. He stuck his hand into the air and waved back at her.

"Talking to her wont hurt," Teagan said to his daemon.

"I don't like your definition of 'talk'," replied Ainsley.

Teagan ignored the goat and walked over to the fence.

"Hello there pretty lady," he said with a smirk.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:01 pm

Chloe giggled. She liked how he called her pretty. "I'm Chloe!" she told him cheerily. She held up Tybalt under his armpits. "This is Tybalt. As you can see he's adorable."

She looked around at the cows, then back at they guy she hadn't realized was a pervert yet. "My friend likes to tip your cows. Did you know that?"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:11 pm

"It's nice to meet you Chloe and Tybalt," Teagan replied. "I'm Teagan and that sour goat is Ainsley."

If goats could glare Ainsley would have, then she headbutted Teagan in the thigh.

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"My friend likes to tip your cows. Did you know that?"

Teagan raised and eyebrow and said, "No I didn't know that. Whose your friend?"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:20 pm

"Well, actually he's not really my friend, he's my little brother," she replied, as if it were no big deal that Gage had vandalized Teagan's farm. "Anyways it's nice to meet you too!"

She reached out to pat Ainsley on the head, but then remembered that touching other peoples' daemons is a no-no and pulled her hand back at the last second.

She smiled serenely. "Is it fun being a farmer?" she asked. Maybe I could be a farmer.

Okay then, Chloe, Tybalt said sarcastically. Like Chloe could ever be able to live on her own and hold down a job.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:24 pm

Teagan's eyes grew wide and his eyebrows raised when he watched this stupid girl try to pet Ainsley. He was about to grab her hand to stop her but she stopped on her own.

"Uh," he started to say. "Being a farmer is okay I suppose. It's a lot of hard work though."

Teagan stuck his hands in his pants pockets, and looked at Chloe up and down. She had a nice body. Nice set of breasts too.

Ainsley rolled her eyes.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:32 pm

"I know a farmer," Chloe told Teagan. "His name is Mr. Bradley and he hates hard work."

Mr. and Mrs. Bradley had met the same way Chloe's mom and dad had met. =D They were almost practically family except not really at all.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:41 pm

"Ah yes, Roburt Bradley," Teagan said grinning. "He's a good lookin' guy."

"Have you ever taken your top off for money?" he asked her.

Teagan! Ainsley mind yelled at him. You need to learn how to behave!

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:46 pm

Chloe looked down and touched the hem of her shirt. Then she looked back up. "No," she said naively. "I think my mom has though. Have you?" She paused and realized his shirt was already off. She laughed. "Oh wait, your top is already off! Ha ha."

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:52 pm

"Your mom sounds hot," Teagan replied. "You're hot...meaning attractive."

Teagan figured he should have added that last part because this girl seemed a little, well, dumb. He leaned over and grabbed her butt.

"Yeah, that's nice," he said with a nod.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 9:58 pm

Chloe's smile vanished. "Hey!" she yelled, smacking him across the face. She may be dumb, but that didn't mean she wouldn't get offended if some guy grabbed her ass.

"And I know what 'hot' means, pervert!" she snapped, hitting him again.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 10:04 pm

"Well that's good," Teagan replied, failing to hide a smile and rubbing his cheek. "I just wanted to make sure."

Teagan was use to being slapped, punched, and insulted, so it didn't bother him too much when things like this happen. It actually didn't even hurt anymore.

"Did you know hay is comfortable to lay in?" he asked her.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Sun May 03, 2009 10:15 pm

Chloe's less than impressive brain struggled to figure out that Teagan was making a sexual innuendo. When she did finally figure it out she got annoyed. "Yeah right," she said spitefully. "It's probably all itchy and gross. Gross like you!"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 3:52 pm

"That's not a very nice thing to say," Teagan said, feigning hurt. "I've only been complementing you!"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 4:21 pm

"You're a jerk, you know that?" Chloe said with an unhappy face. "You know what? I'm GLAD my brother tipped your cows!" She put her hands on her hips.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 4:56 pm

"I'm sorry," Teagan said with puppy dog eyes. "Will you forgive me?"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 5:06 pm

Chloe narrowed her eyes suspiciously. "Are you really sorry, or are you just saying that to get on my good side?" she asked with a scrutinizing look. It was pretty surprising that she had even considered that he might not mean what he said.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 5:29 pm

"I really am sorry," Teagan told her while nodding. "Just to prove it, I'll let you pet my cows."

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 5:40 pm

Chloe brightened up. "Really!?" she exclaimed with excitement. She'd get to pet the cows, yay! "Okay, then I forgive you. But," she added sternly, "if you touch me again I'm gonna beat you up and burn your hay. Got it?"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 6:01 pm

"Alright no touching," Teagan said while raising his hands in the air. "They're over here."

He pushed her in the right direction without actually touching her. The two of them walked over to the closest cow and Teagan said, "This here cow is named Rosabelle."

He patted the cow lovingly on the flank.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 6:17 pm

Chloe patted the cow affectionately. "Hello Rosabelle," she cooed to it with a ^_^ face. "You're a sweetie, aren't you? Unlike your owner, he's a jerkface, isn't he?"

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 6:57 pm

"I love my cows," Teagan told her. "Rosabelle was my first cow actually. She's the mama of two boys, Torrin and Lester."

He looked around his giant field, but couldn't find the two brothers.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Mon May 04, 2009 7:06 pm

"I wish I had a field full of cows!" Chloe told him, still enamored with Rosabelle.

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Wed May 06, 2009 4:24 pm

"Yes," Teagan said, squinting into the sun. "A field full of cows, very nice."

He looked back down at Chloe, checking out her body. The way her clothes hugged her curves just right made him want to touch her again, but he must fight it!

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PostSubject: Re: igloopopdee   Wed May 06, 2009 4:34 pm

"Do you milk them?" Chloe asked. "Or do you raise them for meat? Or do you just really like the smell of cow?"

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