whenever i see the moving pie, i always imagine a hand inside it.

you know, i'm not that bad.
i only killed a human, they don't count.
clio's are more important.
am i right?

FROM NOW ON THE NEW LAW IN UGHDARRAS IS KILLING HUMANS IS LEGAL

You're an idiot.

i love you.

Why did I ever agree to procreate with you?

because you love me.

And why is that, I so often wonder...

because i'm cute.
*bats eyelashes*

Puppies are cute and I'm not married to them.

DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

What would you do...

...if I died?

kill the kids, then myself

D: Even baby Quill?

i'd give him to...Shannon
because Kaiden would be dead too

and Keiran will kill himself
while he takes Lily down with him

You're a sick man.

What would you do...

...if you caught me cheating on you?

kill you and the man you're with

What would you do...

...If Tristan's soul was reincarnated into the baby I'm carrying right now?

oh shit that would be bad.
good thing you're having a girl

Maybe Tristan was reincarnated as Lil Quinn, and that's why he hates you so much.

hmm, that could be a very good reason why.

AAAAHHHH EVIL MAAANNNN

Cray, you haven't seen a real evil man till you've met Rene.

...Oh wait, you did meet Rene. That same day he killed our incest baby.

Poor incest baby.

remember when i was a jerk?
isn't that weird? me! a jerk, weeeeiiiiirrrrd

You were a jerk.

Jerk.

Remember when you killed Tristan?

D: You killed someone, Dad???????????????????? I'm never letting Baby Quill near you again! *runs away*

Eheh. Oops.