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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:53 am

Stranger: hello



You: Olleh.



Stranger: ?pu stahw



You: Why are you talking like that?



Stranger: like hwat?



You: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!



Stranger: like what * ?



You: WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?



Stranger: chinese y?



You: I DON'T SPEAK BRAZILIAN!



Stranger: oh my bad



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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:59 am

You: Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: nope

You: shit

You: who is this?

Stranger: Not her! lol

Stranger: im from BATTERY ACID

You: ARE YOU AN ALIEN?

Stranger: i wish!

Stranger: nope

You: LAURIE WAXMAN IS THAT YOU?!

Stranger: haaa no!

Stranger: i promise

Stranger: im Leana

Stranger: lol

Stranger: from vampirefreaks.com

Stranger: Razz

You: that's a beautiful name

Stranger: aww thanks

Stranger: you a girl?

Stranger: or boy

You: boy

You: is this Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: OMG! NOOOOOO


Stranger: grr

Stranger: this is me:

Stranger: http://vampirefreaks.com/QueEnOfraBBitS

You: hello, my name is Laurie Waxman

Stranger: haha nice to know..

Stranger: ?

Stranger: lol

You: is your name, by any chance...Laurie Waxman?

You: STOP LYING TO ME LAURIE WAXMAN

You: I KNOW IT'S YOU

Stranger: .....

Stranger: oh my god...

Stranger: youre impossible!

You: no

You: i'm Laurie Waxman

Stranger: ok

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:02 am

Stranger: hello

You: i heard a rumor about you today

You: is it ture

You: are you really

You: gay?

Stranger: damn u got me

Stranger: who told u

Stranger: lol

You: Laurie Waxman

Stranger: ah i hate that bitch

You: i know

You: i do too

You: but i wish you could have told me you're gay

You: instead of me hearing it from Laurie Waxman

Stranger: om sorry i didnt mean to keep it from u

Stranger: i just was waiting for the right time

Stranger: sorry

You: it's alright

You: just no more secret keeping

Stranger: i promise

Stranger: lol

You: i love you

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:04 am

Stranger: HELP

You: WHAT'S WRONG?

Stranger: I'M ALMOST KILLING MYSELF

Stranger: ;"s

You: WHY?

You: WHERE ARE YOU?

Stranger: i finished with my gilrfriend

Stranger: ;'S

You: WHAT?

Stranger: my girlfriend

Stranger: betrayed me

You: YOU KILLED HER?

Stranger: with my best friend

You: YOU'RE A MURDERER?

Stranger: not yet..

Stranger: no

Stranger: oO

You: BUT YOU'RE GOING TO?

Stranger: perhaps..

You: I don't think you should.

You: Because... I love you.

You: And that would depress me.

Stranger: really *-*?

You: Seriously.

You: I mean, I've never loved anyone like I love you.

Stranger: *-------*

Stranger: either knowing me

Stranger: from 2 minutes?

Stranger: ago?

You: I know we just met, but I can't stop thinking about you.

You: You give me butterflies.

Stranger: *----*

You: Why are you making that face?

You: Do you not return my feelings?

You: D:

Stranger: of course i do

Stranger: *-*

Stranger: its a nice face

You: It's cute.

Stranger: yes

You: I was just frightened.

Stranger: *--*

Stranger: hm

You: I mean, if you didn't love me back, I don't know what I would do.

You: Probably kill myself.

You: Life is only worth living with you by my side.

Stranger: *---*

Stranger: forget about my girlfriend :b

You: Tell me you love me.

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: *-*

You: I need to hear it one last time.

You: Oh, those words send shivers down my spine.

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: *-*

You: Oooh.

You: OOOhhOoOHoHohoh.

You: It feels so good.

Stranger: having an orgams?

Stranger: oO

You: Almost.

You: Keep going.

Stranger: okay

Stranger: i love you

Stranger: i love you

You: OoHO:FDhOOhODhfasd

Stranger: i love you

You: dfa;sdokfh

You: OoOooOoOoH

Stranger: i love you

You: OoOoOOOoHHOOHOOohOOHOh.

You: AHHH:OHOHOHOoooOOOhOHOHOH.

You: Ah, that was wonderful.

Stranger: :}

You: You're the best lover I've ever had.

Stranger: now make me

Stranger: have an orgams

You: I love you.

You: I love you.

You: I love you.

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh shittttt

You: I love you.

Stranger: my new short

Stranger: Mad

You: I love you.

You: You're amazing in bed.

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: you are pretty good too

Stranger: ^^

You: Well thanks.

You: Very Happy

Stranger: u r welcome

Stranger: :}

Stranger: probably you are a f sure?

You: No, I'm a 40 m oh

You: What about you?

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:05 am

Stranger: Rodion?

You: Yes dear?

Stranger: Calling your sister "dear" is creepy

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:08 am

Stranger: 18 m bi

You: I'm bi too.

Stranger: cool

Stranger: wanna cyber?

You: def

Stranger: u have msn?

You: i have omegle.

Stranger: no pocs?

You: -straps you to a table and carefully cuts yer dick off-

You: mm

You: thanks for that

You: i feel much better

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:09 am

Stranger: hello stranger Smile



You: hello



Stranger: asl?



You: 43 m my mothers basement



You: i'm so lonely



You: will you love me?



Stranger: of course



Stranger: i love all of gods creatures



You: thank you



You: you are so kind



Stranger: im just following my savior



Stranger: god loves you



Stranger: i love you



You: this is so perfect



Stranger: nothing is perfect



Stranger: well excet for you know who



Stranger: the big guy upstairs



You: Lord Voldemort?



Stranger: no silly



Stranger: GOD



You: oh right



You: does God have a big penis?



Stranger: i wouldnt know



Stranger: and i dont think you should talk about him like that'



Stranger: he took the time to make us all



You: i thought my mother and father made me



Stranger: with his hands not his man parts



You: SO EVERYTHING THEY TOLD ME IS A LIE?!



Stranger: oh my gosh



Stranger: look at the time



Stranger: this online bible game sure is addicting



Stranger: but dont worry its a heathy addiction



Stranger: i got to go



You: i'm addicted to child porn



Stranger: but god bless you



Stranger: and your addiction



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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:12 am

Stranger: Who are you?



Stranger: Who? 'Who' is but the form following the function of 'what', and what I am is a man in a mask



You: That' interesting.



You: Because I am also a man in a mask.



You: My penis has a mask, too.



Stranger: We shall start a revolution



You: He's shy.



Stranger: Me, you, and your penis



You: If you sing him a song, he might come out though.



Stranger: What kind of song?



You: He's kinda like a cobra, in that way.



You: Make one up.



Stranger: Oh that flute shit?



You: Tell him you love him.



Stranger: I tell you what



Stranger: Go eat some shit



Stranger: Then kill yourself



You: That isn't a very nice thing to say, Martha.



You: I thought you had more self control than that.



Stranger: You thought WRONG nigger



You: I'm not black.



You: Neither is my penis.



Stranger: Sure you're not



Stranger: Nigger



You: Watch who you call that n word.



Stranger: No



Stranger: Make me



Stranger: Nigger



You: My penis doesn't play nice when it comes to things like that.



You: I'll warn you once more, play nice!



Stranger: No



Stranger: Shut your face



Stranger: Nigger



Stranger: I'll hang you from my fucking tree



You: OMNOMNOMNOM



You: My penis just swallowed your penis whole.



You: How does that make you feel?



Stranger: Dude



Stranger: I could tear you in half



Stranger: Nigger



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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:17 am

You: If I gave you my penis, what would you do?

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:19 am

Stranger: hey whats up

You: My penis.

You: I think it likes you.

You: :3
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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:29 am

Stranger: im looking for a horny guy to make me wet
You: im looking for a middle aged man who's not afraid to go to prison
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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:32 am

Stranger: A wild Pikachu appears

You: Very Happy

You: *throws pokeball*

Stranger: Pikachu watches this crazy person throw a pokèball.

Stranger: Pikachu dies of a heart attack

Stranger: Wow,

Stranger: Thanks dude

Stranger: That was my pikachu!

You: D:

You: I'm so sorry!

You: Why did you say it was wild?

You: :/

Stranger: CUZ WE WILD PARTY ANIMALS!

You: I see.

You: Well, my penis is also a WILD PARTY ANIMAL!

Stranger: Sweet Very Happy


You: If I gave you my penis, what would you do?

Stranger: I would stuff it and put it on the mantle above my fireplace

You: Wow, that would be awesome.

You: Would you set a pokeball next to it?

Stranger: 2 pokeballs

Stranger: if you get what i mean Wink

You: Ahahah.

You: I like you.

You: You're creative.

Stranger: You're a dude

Stranger: I'm not gay!

You: You should marry me.

Stranger: EWWWW


Stranger: send pics

You: MARRY ME.

Stranger: first :3

Stranger: I'll link a pic of me

You: I don't believe in pictures.

Stranger: :3

Stranger: Jesus did

You: I believe they steal souls.

Stranger: and look where he ended up

You: If you marry me, we can move to Russia!

You: :3

Stranger: and play tetris and stuff

Stranger: http://static.playdo.com/1016/salyna13/tabimages/joe_jonas_8.jpg

You: Forgive me for not looking at the link.

You: I don't believe in picture taking.

Stranger: I see

You: But I do believe in marraige.

You: WILL YOU MARRY ME?

Stranger: Sweeeeeet <3

Stranger: Are you a woman

Stranger: Or a mythological creature?

You: The latter, I would think.

You: But I can't be sure.

Stranger: As long as you have warm arms to caress me in and give me love, I'm yours forever and ever, amen.

You: AMEN?

You: A MEN?

You: A MAN?

Stranger: A MAN?!

Stranger: holy shit!

You: YOU'RE SEEING OTHER MEN?

You: HOW DARE YOU!

Stranger: NO


You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

You: D:

Stranger: You're just so big it's like 2 men

You: D:

You: I am NOT fat!

You: How insulting!

Stranger: No

You: Oh.

You: My peeen.

Stranger: Yo dick is so damn big yo

You: Wink

Stranger: =D

You: I see what you're getting at.

You: And I must agree.

You: Johnny is pretty big.

Stranger: Mine's name is Howard Mooon

You: When we get married, my name will be Maynard Mooon.

You: :3

You: Oh, I love you so much sweetie.

You: Let's be together forever.

You: And ever and ever.

Stranger: This is a bit creepy now lmao

You: Don't laugh that off!

You: I'll need that for later!

Stranger: gross

Stranger: EW
FUCKING SICK


You: WOAH WOAH WOAH.

Stranger: haow

You: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK IN THAT TONE OF VOICE TO ME?

Stranger: YOU WANNA FUCKING THROW HANDS KID?!

Stranger: I'M READY TO THROW DOWN BITCH!

Stranger: HUH

Stranger: HUH

Stranger: LETS GO

Stranger: COME ON

You: MY PENIS COULD RIP YOUR FACE OFF IN A MATTER OF MILLISECONDS.

You: WE DON'T PLAY NICE.

You: =B

Stranger: I have a penis that can wrap around my arm like a boa constrictor

You: My penis eats boa constrictors for BREAKFAST.

You: And that's on days when his tummy is upset.

You: :3

Stranger: My dick has feet

Stranger: and it carries me

You: Oh yeah?

Stranger: fuck yeah

You: I have hippopotimus sized balls and they carry me wherever I need to go.

You: I don't even have to steer, Johnny does that for me.

You: BECAUSE HIS BRAIN IS BIGGER THAN A MEAT CLEAVER.

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:46 am

Stranger: HI

You: HELLO

Stranger: from?

You: New York

You: you?

Stranger: Japan

You: neat

Stranger: you too

Stranger: female?

You: nah

You: i'm full blown male

You: and yourself?

Stranger: female

Stranger: Are you handsome?

You: i'm very handsome

Stranger: oh cool

Stranger: I'm very cute

Stranger: haha

Stranger: sorry

You: that's always a plus

You: can you describe to me what you look like?

Stranger: umm...

Stranger: short hair,

You: what color?

Stranger: black

You: well me on the other hand

Stranger: oh, u?

You: i'm a little chubby, but in a good way. i have grey hair with black stripes in it. really long wiskers, my hands are deformed and very sensitive, my spine bends at the very end, and i have chronic sinus problems.

You: you can calle me

You: Mr. Mister

You: if you'd like

Stranger: yes

Stranger: Mr. Mister

Stranger: haha

You: purr

You: rub my tummy

You: and smack my balls

You: and i'll bite your arm

You: any maybe afterwards, i'll give you a bath with my tongue

You: and if i ever throw up

You: be careful

You: i might want to eat it

Stranger: yes

Stranger: no

Stranger: nono!!!!

You: yesyes!!!!

Stranger: nono!!!

Stranger: never!!

You: always!!

You: i mean

Stranger: no...never..

You: i still want that food

You: you know?

Stranger: no

You: i waisted four hours of eating

You: for nothing

You: so i have to eat it back up

Stranger: medicine?

You: no

You: i don't eat medicine

You: i eat vomit and food

You: put a tie on me and call me James Bond

Stranger: why?

You: it'll make me more handsome

Stranger: why do you eat?

You: because i'm hungry

Stranger: oh,

You: isn't that why you eat?

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: i can't help you

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:18 am

Stranger: HAY


You: I was a man once.

Stranger: OH REALLY

Stranger: U WANT UR PENIS BACK

You: YARLY.

Stranger: I HAVE IT IN A JAR

Stranger: ON MY WINDOWSILL

You: Aw man.

Stranger: ITS QUITE LOVELY IN THE MOONLIGHT

You: Would you please return it to me?

Stranger: IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE DEAD FETUS WITH ONE EYE

You: I miss it dearly.

You: Hey, don't call Johnny names!

You: Jerk.

You: D:

Stranger: UR JOHNNY?

Stranger: MAN UR A FUCKIN CHICK

You: Now I am, yes.

Stranger: FAIL COCK REFERENCE CHICK

You: But once, I was a man.

Stranger: UR CLITS HUGE

Stranger: AND UR TITS ARE SMALL

Stranger: ENJOY BEING A CHICK

You: Wow, it seems you know me very well.

You: But could I please have Johnny back?

Stranger: REMEMBER TO SHAVE

You: I miss him.

You: D:

Stranger: JOHNNY IS GETTING FRIED

Stranger: AND FED TO MY DOGS

You: You're... sorta creepy.

Stranger: UR SORTA CREEPIER

You: But I like that in my women.

Stranger: LOLOL

Stranger: U THINK IM A WOMAN

You: How would you like to be my bronze statue of Hera?

Stranger: UR SUCH FAIL

You: No, I'm so accomplished.

Stranger: AT WHAT

Stranger: FAILING?

You: I wish I could type like you.

You: All... nasty.

Stranger: OH

Stranger: BECOME APATHETIC

Stranger: GO THROUGH BOUTS OF NIHILISM

You: But alas, my brain is bigger than my peen.

Stranger: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

Stranger: BAD RELATIONSHIPS

Stranger: ALCOHOLISM

Stranger: THEN JUST A HINT OF BEING JADED

You: My husband used to be an alcoholic.

You: But the woman he cheated on my with helped him out.

Stranger: OH

You: That was before I was dating him, of course.

Stranger: WELL THAT SUCKS FOR YOU

You: I guess me having his twins helped a little too.

Stranger: MAYBE YOU WERENT EMOTIONALLY STABLE ENOUGH FOR HIM TO TRUST YOU WITH BECOMING SOBER

You: Now we have like, seven kids.

Stranger: LOL TWINS

You: You know, you'd make a good therapist.

Stranger: WELL AT LEAST UR GETTING MORE CREATIVE

You: If only you'd give me back Johnny.

Stranger: CONTINUE

You: I do miss him, you know.

Stranger: YOU CAN HAVE HIM BACK

Stranger: IF U MAKE ME LAUGH

You: Thanks.

You: Oh.

You: Well.

You: Um.

You: Pickle?

Stranger: @_@

Stranger: UR PENIS IS PICKLED

Stranger: WHAT OF IT

You: I'm a walkin' horse pig?

Stranger: IM RAISING AN EYEBROW

You: My big boobed best friend has a tattoo of a penis on her face.

Stranger: PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

You: And she likes p'zones.

You: I don't believe in pictures.

Stranger: OH SHES FAT THEN

Stranger: NM

You: They steal your soul.

You: Don't you know that, little hoodlum?

Stranger: I DONT EITHER

Stranger: BUT BECAUSE I LIKE TO REMEMBER THINGS AS THEY HAPPEN

You: How do you enjoy penis pie?

Stranger: NOT AS SOME FAG TOOK A PICTURE OF

Stranger: IDK

Stranger: WANNA MAKE ME SOME

You: Sure.

You: It'll take me a while though.

You: It takes an hour to cook.

Stranger: WELL U HAVE 7 KIDS TO HARVEST FROM

You: Only three of them are boys.

You: Silly goose.

You: And one of them is just a newborn.

You: I couldn't even cook his whole body into a pie.

Stranger: UR CRAZY MAN

Stranger: WANNA FUCK

You: Of course.

You: I stick my fingers into your ears.

You: I rub my knee on your crotch.

Stranger: THATS MY EAR WAX

You: How's this feeling?

Stranger: YOU CANT EAT IT

You: I lick on your spleen and moan "Oh daddy, daddy."

Stranger: OH THATS HOT

Stranger: MORE

You: By the way, your spleen tastes delicious.

Stranger: OFC IT DOES

Stranger: IT WAS PICKLED ALONG WITH MY LIVER

You: Our bodies wrap together in one big blue blob of slime.

You: We are entagled, hopelessly lost in time and space.

Stranger: WAIT LIKE DOUBLE DARE SLIME

Stranger: OR LIKE

Stranger: JELLO

You: My fingers dig through the channels of your brain.

You: I find all of your memories and slip them out, Harry Potter style.

You: Then I swallow them.

You: Soon after, I slit your throat with my really long toenails and hop away grinning madly.

Stranger: HOP AWAY?

You: On my way out your front door I grab Johnny.

Stranger: WTF MAN

You: And we live happily ever after in perfect harmony.

Stranger: EXCEPT WHEN JOHNNY TURNS NECROTIC

Stranger: AND FALLS OFF AGAIN

You: Well, I'll be sure to make him wear his seatbelt.

You: It was nice talking to you.

You: Bye!

Stranger: JA JA

Stranger: NN

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:38 am

You: i scream at my penis

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Thu Jul 30, 2009 1:44 am

You: i scream at my penis

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: i sream at people screaming at there penis

You: don't scream at me while i scream at my penis

You: it's rude

Stranger: but

Stranger: :[

You: oh fine

Stranger: STOP SCREAMING AT YOUR PENIS IT DOESNT KNOW WHAT ITS DOING WRONG. YOUR SCARING THE little THING

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:04 am

You: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE

Stranger: What are you?

Stranger: A rebellious 14 year old?

Stranger: Go get raped by a bunch of guys, regardless of what gender you are.

Stranger: That'll piss your parents off.

Stranger: Especially if you're a guy.

You: you're doing it again

You: telling me how to run my life

Stranger: Strangers tell you how to run your life.

Stranger: Story of every human out there.

Stranger: Enjoy, faggot.

You: xD

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Fuck no.

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:05 am

Stranger: hi

You: holy CRAP am i tired

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:07 am

You: i saw you eating your big toe again Georgie

Stranger: Way the he'll

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:08 am

Stranger: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, to tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philidelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, you know shootin' some b-ball out side of the school,
when a couple of guys, they were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one little fight and my mom god scared she said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"


You: YOU

You: ARE

You: NOT

You: THE

You: FRESH

You: PRINCE

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:19 am

You: xfnhj

Stranger: BRENNAAAA

You: Very Happy:D:D:D:D:D

Stranger: THIS

Stranger: IS

Stranger: AWESOME

You: i love you

Stranger: WANNA PLAY WITH MY COCK?

You: YEAH

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH

You: lkjgfgg

You: no it wasnt

You: ,,,...

Stranger: ur in my puter room

Stranger: using my puter

You: srhjaeth

You: sp

You: so

You: what's up?

Stranger: Nothin.

Stranger: These two annoying bitches came over.

Stranger: They're pissin me off.

You: oh jeez

You: i'm sorry

Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE TABLE!?

You: well it's better than this tired cunt i have. sittin' behind me. being tired and shit

Stranger: IT'S NOT HER FAULT SHE'S TIRED

Stranger: YOU

Stranger: JERK

Stranger: BUTT

Stranger: JERKBUTT

You: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!

You: WHAT'S YOUR ASL

You: FREAK?!

Stranger: 78

Stranger: MALE

Stranger: YOUR CLOSET

Stranger: IM IN UR CLOSET

Stranger: WATCHIN YOU CHANGE

You: SHIT

You: WELL

You: I'M

Stranger: ON

You: 151

Stranger: FIRE

You: HELLBOY

You: RAGE

Stranger: YOU MONSTER

Stranger: GET OUT OF MY HEAD

You: NEVER

You: you should post for me. or have you already?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

You: is Lumi is pregnany yet?

You: lmao

You: look

You: at

You: my

You: vagina

You: i drew this for you

You: Stranger: webcam?
You: NIGGER

You: that was a convo Meghan has

You: had*

You: rtjutrjsrtjr

You: jtr

You: j

You: j

You: dtr

You: jy

You: y

You: j

You: d

You: ty

You: j

You: ty

You: j

You: j

You: j

You: j

You: j

You: jj

You: j

You: j

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:25 am

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: xfnhj
You: BRENNAAAA
Stranger: Very Happy:D:D:D:D:D
You: THIS
You: IS
You: AWESOME
Stranger: i love you
You: WANNA PLAY WITH MY COCK?
Stranger: YEAH
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: lkjgfgg
Stranger: no it wasnt
Stranger: ,,,...
You: ur in my puter room
You: using my puter
Stranger: srhjaeth
Stranger: sp
Stranger: so
Stranger: what's up?
You: Nothin.
You: These two annoying bitches came over.
You: They're pissin me off.
Stranger: oh jeez
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE TABLE!?
Stranger: well it's better than this tired cunt i have. sittin' behind me. being tired and shit
You: IT'S NOT HER FAULT SHE'S TIRED
You: YOU
You: JERK
You: BUTT
You: JERKBUTT
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Stranger: WHAT'S YOUR ASL
Stranger: FREAK?!
You: 78
You: MALE
You: YOUR CLOSET
You: IM IN UR CLOSET
You: WATCHIN YOU CHANGE
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: I'M
You: ON
You: FIRE
Stranger: 151
Stranger: HELLBOY
Stranger: RAGE
You: YOU MONSTER
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Stranger: NEVER
Stranger: you should post for me. or have you already?
You: NO
You: HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES
Stranger: is Lumi is pregnany yet?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: look
Stranger: at
Stranger: my
Stranger: vagina
Stranger: i drew this for you
Stranger: Stranger: webcam?
You: NIGGER
Stranger: that was a convo Meghan has
Stranger: had*
Stranger: rtjutrjsrtjr
Stranger: jtr
Stranger: j
Stranger: j
Stranger: dtr
Stranger: jy
Stranger: y
Stranger: j
Stranger: d
Stranger: ty
Stranger: j
Stranger: ty
Stranger: j
Stranger: j
Stranger: j
Stranger: j
Stranger: j
Stranger: jj
Stranger: j
Stranger: j
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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Aug 11, 2009 3:50 am

Stranger: m or fm?

You: Which would you prefer?

Stranger: your mom

You: Well that's good, because she's right here.

You: And she wants you too.

You: Wink

Stranger: haha

You: I'm not kidding.

You: She wants to know how big your peen is.

Stranger: are you m or fm?

You: I asked you which you'd prefer.

You: You said my mom.

You: And you got her all excited.

Stranger: does she want to see my penis?

Stranger: haha

You: Yeah she does.

You: She wants you to know that hers is this big:

You: c=======3

Stranger: hahahahahaha okay

You: It's your turn.

You: ?

You: She's getting impatient.

Stranger: http://es.tinypic.com/r/2uo5efa/3

Stranger: happy?

You: That's pretty tiny.

Stranger: thank you

You: You're most welcome.

Stranger: your turn

You: Here:

You: http://www.visualdxhealth.com/images/dx/webAdult/primaryInfectionGonorrhea_12445_med.jpg

You: You like?

You: Because it likes you.

You: Wink

Stranger: i dont want to open hahah it says gonnorrhea sounds gross

You: nah, I just name my files weird thing.

You: Things**

You: :3

Stranger: fukk you

Stranger: lol

You: Haha.

You: You're funny.

You: My mom loves your peen.

Stranger: yupp cool

You: She says it looks like a Lucy.

You: Can she name her Lucy?

You: Little Lucy the peen.

You: Aw.

You: It sounds so cute.

Stranger: hahahah cool thats its name

You: Niiice.

Stranger: yupp

You: Well, it was nice talking to you.

You: Bai now!

Stranger: byebye

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:04 am

Stranger: hey im a horny 14 male, you an interested horny woman?

You: I'm an interested horny cowboy. I like 14 year old horny males.

You: Do you mind fourty year olds?

Stranger: female?

You: Females can't be cowboys, silly.

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PostSubject: Re: omegle. ;3   Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:35 pm

You: Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: VAGINA BUNS

You: is this Laurie Waxman?

Stranger: yep

You: Very Happy

You: LAURIE

You: I'VE

You: BEEN

You: SEARCHING

You: FOR YOU

You: FOR SO

You: LONG

Stranger: haha

Stranger: who is this?

You: your friend, Laurie Waxman

Stranger: no, im laurie waxman, who are you

You: i'm Laurie Waxman

Stranger: I HAVE A PENIS

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