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Kaiden Do You Like Beans?
Posts : 394 Love! : 5857 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-05-27
| Subject: omegle. ;3 Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:23 am | |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: THE BABY IS COMING
You: OH NO!
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
You: ?
Stranger: TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL DAMN IT
You: OKAY!
You: *drives*
Stranger: FASTER
You: AHHH! I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!
Stranger: GO FASTER
You: SORRY!
Stranger: OR ELSE ITS GONNA POP RIGHT OUT
You: *arrives*
You: GET IN THIS WHEELCHAIR.
Stranger: OK
You: I GOTTA GET YOU IN TEHRE QUICK.
Stranger: YES YOU DO
You: OH NO, YOU'RE GUSHING!
Stranger: AAHH
You: I THINK I'LL HAVE TO DELIVER IT MYSELF!
You: BEND OVER!
Stranger: WHY WOULD I BEND OVER?
Stranger: IM SUPPOSED TO BE LAYING DOWN
You: I NEED YOU TO PUSH THIS SUCKER OUT OF THERE.
Stranger: I AM PUSHING
You: JUST DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, AGNES!
You: OH GOD, I SEE IT'S HEAD~
Stranger: AAH
You: PUSH HARDER!
Stranger: I AM GODDAMNIT
You: OH GOD, HERE IT COMES
Stranger: ITS COMING
You: WTF, IT HAS FOUR NIPPLES!
Stranger: NO WAI
You: WAI!
Stranger: IT TOOK AFTER YOU?!
You: I THINK IT'S NAME MUST BE NIPLET!
You: NIPLET MARIE ROOTABEGA.
Stranger: NO THAT
Stranger: OOPS
Stranger: I MEAN
Stranger: THAT SOUNDS PERFECT
You: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, YOU DID A GOOD JOB
Stranger: OF COURSE I DID
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GIVEN BIRTH
You: SIX
You: THEY'VE ALL HAD NORMAL NIPPLES, THOUGH.
Stranger: WTF, I MARRIED A HERMAPHODITE
You: NIPLET IS JUST SPECIAL
You: HEY, I DIND'T FORCE YOU INTO MARRAIGE
You: THAT WAS YOUR FATHERS FAULT
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT
Stranger: OUR MARRIAGE HAS LASTED TO LONG
You: I KNOW WHAT HE USED TO DO TO YOU, MARSHA
Stranger: SO8
Stranger: SO*
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW
You: I'VE SEEN PICTURES ALL OVER THE INTERNET
You: IT WASN'T THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT
Stranger: DONT TALK ABOUT IT, IT HURTS
You: IM SO SORRY
You: I'LL NEVER HURT YOU LIKE THAT AGAIN
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: LETS GO HOME WITH BABY NIPLET MARIE
Stranger: OK
You: I BUILT HER A CRIB
You: IT'S FUCSHIA
Stranger: IS IT STURDY? YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
Stranger: POOR DIETER
You: DONT WORRY, ITS VERY STURDY
Stranger: HES NEVER BEEN THE SAME AGAIN
You: BUT I STILL LOVE HIM
Stranger: I DO TOO
You: HE'S JUST A LITTLE SPECIAL
Stranger: I KNW
Stranger: KNOW
You: IM GLAD WE GET ALONG SO WELL, MARSHA
You: YOU'RE MY SOUL MATE
Stranger: ME TOO, OUR MARRIAGE WILL LAST FOREVER
You: AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER
Stranger: WITH SO MUCH LOVE GOING AROUND, HOW CAN IT NOT?
You: DONT ASK ME
You: IF WE HAVE A BOY NEXT TIME
You: CAN HE BE NAMED HERCULES?
You: I WANT HIM TO HAVE A FREAKY CHIN
Stranger: OF COURSE, YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THAT FOR AGES
You: AND WEAR A TOGA
You: MM, I LOVE MY MEN IN TOGAS
Stranger: I'LL DO ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
You: ME TOO SWEETIE
Stranger: HE'S YOUR SON! DONT SAY THAT
You: IM SORRY
You: HE'S JUST SO HANDSOME
Stranger: NOO THIS CANT HAPPEN,
You: IF HE WASN'T ONLY A FETUS, I'D KISS HIM WITH MY BRIGHT RED LIPS OR SOMETHING
Stranger: OMG
You: MAYBE ID FEED HIM A HOTDOG
Stranger: YOU'RE CROSS DRESSING NOW?
You: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
Stranger: YOU JUST MENTIONED BRIGHT RED LIPS
You: OH NO
You: I KNEW I'D SLIP ONE OF THESE DAYS
You: IM SO SORRY MARSHA, I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU!
Stranger: ITS OK BABY, I ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE
You: OH IM SO HAPPY YOUR MY WIFE
Stranger: THATS MORE THAN YOUR MOTHER CAN SAY
You: YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME
Stranger: THE BITCH
You: SHELL BE DEAD SOON
You: THEN WE'LL GET MY INHERITANCE
Stranger: AND IM SO HAPPY YOU'RE MY HUSBAND/WIFE
You: AND BUY A CONDO IN JAMACA
Stranger: OMG THATD BE GREAT!
You: MAYBE WE SHOULD KILL HER
Stranger: WITH ALL 10 KIDS, IT GETS DIFFICULT
You: KILL HER DEAD
You: I KNOW
Stranger: WITH A BANANA?
You: BUT I LOVE THEM ALL
You: EVEN LITTLE JACK
Stranger: YES OF COURSE LITTLE JACK
You: OH YES, DEATH BY BANANA SOUNDS TERIFFIC
Stranger: YES BANANAS SOUND PERFECT
You: MAYBE WELL ADD IN SOME PUDDING SO SHE DOESNT DIE IN VAIN
You: ID LIKE TO ROAST UP HER CAT, IF WE HAVE TIME
Stranger: THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST
Stranger: YES
You: SNOWBALL ALWAYS IRKED ME
Stranger: SHE ATTACK JOHNNY ONCE
Stranger: I DONT KNOW IF I TOLD YOU
You: WHAT?!
You: WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS?
Stranger: YES, THE PUSSY ATTACKED HIM
You: YOU KNOW I LIKE TO KNOW THESE THINGS, mARSHA!
Stranger: IM SORRY, BUT YOU WERE SO FLUSTERED WITH WORK
You: ITS OKAY
You: I FORGIVE YOU
You: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO SOS SO MUCH
Stranger: TANK GOODNESS
Stranger: THANK*
Stranger: HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?
Stranger: AND END UP WITH YOU
You: I THINK THE BETTER QUESTION IS, HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY
Stranger: YOU'RE SUCH A CHARMER
You: YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED IN A WOMAN
You: LETS BE TOGETHER FOREVER, SWEETIE
Stranger: YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED IN BOTH A MAN AND A WOMAN
You: OH, YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO SAY
Stranger: YOU'RE PERFECT
You: SO ARE YOU
You: YOU WOULD ONLY BE BETTER IF YOU WORE CHOCOLATE COLORED BONNETS
Stranger: BUT I THOUGHT YOU LIKED THE YELLOW CARDIGAN
You: I DO I DO
You: I JUST LOVE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: WELL FOR YOU, I'LL DO ANYTHING
You: Haha, it was amazing talking to you.
You: :3
Stranger: same here
You: But I've gotta go now.
Stranger: we're amazing
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Gage TAD Obsessor
Posts : 341 Love! : 5829 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:24 pm | |
| Stranger: Would you eat a giant cockroach and a giant snail for 100 billion $ You: Yeah. Stranger: sure? You: Yeah, who wouldn't? Stranger: but it could be danger You: How? Stranger: cockroach Stranger: maybe it has venom You: Well I'd have 100 billion $ to use on medical care. Stranger: wowo You: Cockroaches don't have venom, anyways. Stranger: smart chick Stranger: i could be ur bf You have disconnected. | |
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Kaiden Do You Like Beans?
Posts : 394 Love! : 5857 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-05-27
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:57 pm | |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I'm a cowboy looking for a cowboy.
Stranger: wellur not in luck
You: I think I aaaaam.
You: :3
You: I see that peen hiding in your pants.
You: It looks happy to see me.
You: 8D
Stranger: its not at all
You: Oh really? He's telling me different.
You: Aren't you littly Joey?
You: Oh yes you are, oh yes you aare!
You: :3
Stranger: well what iz he tellin me?
You: He doesn't talk to meanies like you.
You: You beat him all the time, he doesn't like that.
You: He's such a cute little peen.
Stranger: hahahha dud ur a pervert im out
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:44 pm | |
| Stranger: Hey homeskillet. I have a stuffed ferret named Zelda.
You: that's awesome
Stranger: Yes
You: i have a real ferret named Pele
Stranger: No you dont
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i mean, i guess i don't. but she really is in my house! | |
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:03 am | |
| Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wats up
You: not too much
You: what's up with you?
Stranger: nothing im so bored
You: i'm actually quite entertained
You: downloaded this video
You: of this chick
You: fuckin' a hors
You: e
Stranger: thats naste dude
You: pssh
You: you don't know nasty until you've had sex with a fat asian hooker
Stranger: y the fuck would u have sex with a fat asain hooker?
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:07 am | |
| Stranger: 18/f/ny want to talk dirty if not disconect
You: oh yeah
You: i'm good at talkin' dirty
You: 20 Male Texas
Stranger: nice how big is ur cock
You: about 9 inches
Stranger: thats pretty big what do u look like
You: i'm about 5' 11"
You: black hair
You: brown eyes
Stranger: u sound hot how wud u fuck me
You: i'd fuck you so hard you're mother would feel it
Stranger: thats creepy sorry goodbye
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:10 am | |
| You: i've just had sex with a fat asian hooker
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:17 am | |
| Stranger: HELLO
Stranger: ops
Stranger: hello*
You: oh
You: i'm glad
You: i thought you were yelling at me
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: from?
You: finland
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
You: hot
You: are you like
You: black?
Stranger: nop
You: damn
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:21 am | |
| Stranger: i like feet
You: i hate them
Stranger: i just peed my pants
Stranger: peanuts
You: well i just shit myself
You: cashews
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Julie Mighty Spartan of Doom
Posts : 1011 Love! : 6565 =D : 3 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:29 am | |
| Stranger: hi! You: Hola Stranger: holasss!! Stranger: ^^ Stranger: =D You: :] You: Can I call you Buttercup? Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:33 am | |
| Stranger: m 16 us
Stranger: u
You: f 16 us
Stranger: hubba hubba
Stranger: cyber
You: as in
You: sex
You: on the
You: internet?!
Stranger: yer
You: sure
Stranger: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuorgasim
You: OH YEAH
You: As I unzip your pants I notice something wiggling underneath the skin of your penis. "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!" I scream as I recoil and gag. "DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU!" I scream as I rush to the kitchen. I grab the cleaver and I hack off your penis
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Julie Mighty Spartan of Doom
Posts : 1011 Love! : 6565 =D : 3 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:36 am | |
| Stranger: 19 M Ga You: 46 M Oh You: Stranger: creepy Stranger: ur gay arent u You: Only for you, babe. Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:38 am | |
| Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: DUDE CAN'T YOU READ? IT SAYS ASL IS BORING. SO PLEASE FIND SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING TO TALK ABOUT BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS
Stranger: nah
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Prius Little Spartan
Posts : 31 Love! : 5402 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-07-25 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:39 am | |
| Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: u from?
You: New York.
Stranger: i come from china.
You: That's sweet.
You: Like, cool China or really crowded China?
Stranger: you think ?
You: Yeah. I love Asian culture, actually. My room is completely based on it.
Stranger: Who do you think you are?
You: ...idk?
Stranger: .............
You: Are you mad that I like Asian culture?
Stranger: What’s the meaning of this?
You: Everything is the meaning of this.
You: Meaning is the meaning of this.
Stranger: Perhaps was your insane
You: I am quite insane.
You: Four out of five doctors say that I'm insane.
Stranger: Stop complaining!
You: I'm not complaining.
You: I'm bragging.
You: and maybe you should stop being a DICK.
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:40 am | |
| You: fat asian hookers
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Stranger: m f?
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Stranger: fuck you
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Julie Mighty Spartan of Doom
Posts : 1011 Love! : 6565 =D : 3 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:41 am | |
| You: Just a couple of pimps, no hoes. Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Prius Little Spartan
Posts : 31 Love! : 5402 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-07-25 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:42 am | |
| You: Hello.
Stranger: MALE
You: Are you saying you're male or asking if I'm male?
Stranger: JUST LIKE YOU
Stranger: RIGHT?
You: Yes.
Stranger: FIGURES
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Gage TAD Obsessor
Posts : 341 Love! : 5829 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:46 am | |
| You: I LOVE YOU You: <3 Stranger: Ilu too You: Now don't you think that's a little inappropriate? Telling someone you don't even know that you love them? Stranger: no i dont think so Stranger: you did it first You: I did nothing of the sort. Stranger: oh You: I would never do something as immoral as mocking the beautiful feeling that is love. You: You ought to be ashamed. Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:46 am | |
| Stranger: LAURIE WAXMAN?
You: RANDY SMITH?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: but is this laurie?
You: no
You: but is this Randy?
Stranger: no
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Gage TAD Obsessor
Posts : 341 Love! : 5829 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:47 am | |
| Stranger: m 20 You: How long is your dick? Stranger: 7, short of u? You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH You have disconnected. | |
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Gage TAD Obsessor
Posts : 341 Love! : 5829 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:49 am | |
| You: Are you into feet? Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Kaiden Do You Like Beans?
Posts : 394 Love! : 5857 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-05-27
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:49 am | |
| Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: Do you enjoy... beans?
Stranger: 19 m us
Stranger: umm
Stranger: yea i guess
You: I'm 40 m us.
You: And I also enjoy beans.
You: We have a lot in common.
You: What's your penis size?
Stranger: Why do you ask
Stranger: being a 40 m us
You: I'm attracted to nineteen year old boys.
You: Who enjoy beans.
You: My penis looks like this:
You: c=3
You: Just incase you were wondering.
Stranger: i should hope so
Stranger: well
Stranger: i'm not into that
You: You wont satiate my hunger?
Stranger: Never
You: For bean loving nineteen year olds?
Stranger: Nope
You: That's too bad.
You: I guess... I could just stalk you?
You: Leave you cans of beans on your dresser while you're sleeping.
You: Because I'd watch you while you were sleeping.
Stranger: I'll be sure to leave the beans in the kitchen
You: No, maybe I'll open them.
You: And pour them on your bed.
You: And then lick them off. Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:50 am | |
| Stranger: please be intelligent
You: please be stupid
Stranger: you're gay
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Roy Pie Brains
Posts : 113 Love! : 5545 =D : 1 Join date : 2009-06-02 Age : 32 Location : In Your Pants
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:52 am | |
| Stranger: hi, asl?
You: 43 Male
You: fuck it
You: i'm actually 14 female
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Gage TAD Obsessor
Posts : 341 Love! : 5829 =D : 0 Join date : 2009-04-16 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: omegle. ;3 Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:52 am | |
| You: Hey You: You wanna suck my You: toes? Stranger: id prefer to suck cock actually You: Damn. You have disconnected. | |
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