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PostSubject: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:34 pm

Rowan and his hugely pregnant wife Ria, who he had recently reconciled with, were going to visit their daughter and her new fiance. Uh...not sure exactly why they're visiting. Maybe they were telling them the good news that they were back together. Maybe they were congratulating her again. Maybe they were offering help with wedding plans and funds. Whatever, they were there.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:40 pm

Ris was holding hands with Rowan as they waited for Chloe or Teagan to open the door. Finally Chloe came. "Hi, sweetie," Ria greeted, hugging her oldest daughter.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:16 pm

Teagan was in his underwear, on the couch, eating cereal. He probably wasn't going to change, no matter how many time Ainsley headbutted him in the leg, "Hi parent-in-laws!" He said cheerfully.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:22 pm

Chloe wasn't at all embarrassed at her fiance's lack of clothing. (It's not like her mother was the most modest clio in the world.)"Hi Mom, hi Daddy!" she greeted cheerfully as they all came inside. "I'm happy you're here!" She showed them their seats.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:25 pm

"Hi Chloe," Rowan greeted, giving his daughter a hug. They went inside and saw her fiance lying half-naked on the couch. (He was SO proud that his daughter had found a nice, respectable boy to marry. /sarcasm) He paused for a second. "........Hello Teagan....."

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:29 pm

Ria looked at Teagan like he was crazy. What the heck did he think he was doing, running naked around the house?!

She gave him a nasty look. "How are you, Teagan?" she asked.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:41 pm

"I'm great," Teagan replied. "I'm glad to see you guys here...together." He smiled at Rowan and Ria, totally not caring that he was half naked. If nobody was going to say anything, then he had no reason to get dressed.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:57 pm

"So you're looking very huge nowadays, Mom," Chloe said innocently, touching her mom's tummy to feel her little brothers or sisters move. She giggled.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:29 pm

Ria shot a nasty look at Rowan. He should be correcting Chloe and saying how beautiful she looked.

"Well, there are two babies in there," she reminded her daughter. She sat down next to Teagan. "Don't you think you should put on some clothes?" she asked sweetly but forcefully.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:35 pm

"Yes ma'am," Teagan replied. He hopped up and bounced upstairs, he got dressed in jeans and a plain dark blue t-shirt and came back down. "Hey Chloe," he said. "Did you tell your parents what you've been doing really good at recently?"

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:39 pm

"Chloe, don't call your mother huge, it isn't polite," Rowan said, completely understanding what Ria's nasty look towards him meant. He kissed Ria on the cheek and told her, "You look beautiful, dear."

Just then Teagan came back downstairs and asked a bizarre question that could easily be misinterpreted about Chloe.

"Oh yeah!" Chloe chirped. "I can cook now!" Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:50 pm

Ria smiled at Rowan. She loved him. Very Happy

"Really, Chloe?" Ria asked. Aww, her daughter was growing up! She was just about to ask her to come over sometime and show them when she felt something wet trickle down her leg.

Oh no. Oh. No.

"Guys," she said, her eyes wide. "I think we gotta go to the hospital..."

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:54 pm

"Why?!" Teagan asked feeling kinda panicked. "What happened?! Are you hurt?!"

He didn't know that he water broke.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:18 pm

Rowan had already gone through this four different times, so he knew exactly what was up. He jumped up with urgency and went to help Ria up. "Can you stand?" he asked her with concern.

He looked over at Teagan. "Where's the closest hospital? Her water just broke."

Ria was in labor. Pretty soon they were about to have two new babies. Ahhh, don't start panicking Rowan, DON'T START PANICKING.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:28 pm

Suddenly, Ria was racked with pain. A contraction. Her first contraction. "Ahh!" she groaned, as she slid down the couch a little and gripped the arm.

After it was over she sighed. "Help me," she growled at Rowan. He rushed over and she grabbed his hand. She was about to stand so that they could go to the hospital when suddenly another hit.

"Arghh!" she cried, yanking Rowan's arm back down so she could sink to the couch. Why were they going so fast?!

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:36 pm

Teagan didn't quite understand why, but the nearest hospital was actually not that near. Maybe it was just because Teagan had bought a lot of land for his cows to roam.

"It's really far away," Teagan said in a panic. "But...but don't worry! I've delivered tons of cows!"

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:49 pm

"Cows!?" both Rowan and Ria demanded indignantly. Rowan didn't know much about cow births, but he had a sneaking suspicion that they weren't very much like clio births. When Ria started having another onset of freakishly fast labor, Rowan helped her lay down on the couch. It looked like they were gonna have to deliver the babies right here.

"One of you run and get a doctor!" he commanded. Chloe complied and ran off (god help us if she gets lost.) "Okay, Ria, we're going to have to do this here. Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine." He actually managed to sound reassuring.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:51 pm

"Well I'm glad you- ahhhhhh!" another contraction was hitting. She clenched her teeth together, as well as crushed Rowan's hand.

Oh God. What if the doctor didn't get there on time?

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:13 am

"Don't worry!" Teagan exclaimed. "I'll help!"

We'll just say that Ria's legs were open and all of that other good stuff, and Teagan took one look at her dilated vagina and fainted because he didn't know they could get so big. And it's about to get bigger.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:30 am

Chloe's fiance was turning out to be a huge help. Rowan almost rolled his eyes. "Okay, listen to me, honey, you need to let go of my hand," he told her gently, trying to sound calm. He knew what he had to do. "I think...I think I need to...I'm going to try to deliver the babies." Oh Rowan, what are you thinking?

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:37 am

Ria screamed when Teagan decided he was going to deliver the babies. She was actually happy when he passed out. Maybe he was dead.

Then Rowan tried the same thing. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" she cried, clenching his hand harder than before and pulling him back. "WE ARE WAITING FOR THE DOCTORS!"

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:44 am

"We can't wait for the doctors, Ria!" Rowan exclaimed when he got...down there. Before he could say anything else, Ria regrabbed his hand with bone crushing strength and pulled him back. He tried to pull back away. "You're already crowning! One of those babies is coming now!"

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:48 am

"Wh-what?!" Ria shrieked. Oh no. Oh no.

She let him go. "I-ahh!" another contration was coming, and Ria knew that this time she would have to push.

She bared down and pushed as hard as she could.

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:56 am

In record breaking time, Ria pushed out baby one. Wow, she was in labor for what, like, ten minutes? Crazy. Once Ria had, uh, pushed it out, Rowan took the shrieking baby boy and cut the cord.

"It's a boy!" he told Ria excitedly, as if she was in any state to care at the moment, what with another one comin' and all. "I-I'll be right back!" He was forced to leave his wife's, er, not side...you know what I mean. He had to leave her to run off and find some towels or something to wrap the crying baby in. This posed a new problem...what was he going to do with this baby while delivering the other one?



As much as he didn't want to, he laid the baby down carefully on a chair near the couch, and went back to Ria, who was just about having the second baby. In a few minutes, a newborn girl was crying in Rowan's arms. "And a girl!" He cleaned her up too, and wrapped her in towels. He picked up both babies and held them, feeling a rush of love at his new son and daughter.



"A beautiful boy and girl," he said softly to the exhausted Ria. "Would you like to hold them...?"

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PostSubject: Re: THIS ISN'T HOW A COW GIVES BIRTH   Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:03 am

"Allison," Ria breathed, holding out her arms for her babies. "Do you like it?" she asked, her breath ragged. She meant, is it a good name, not do you like the baby.

Rowan placed the babies in her arms.

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