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PostSubject: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:50 am

Roy was in the Ruins today to do some drugs. He did them, now he's high.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:53 am

Julie was in the Ruins today because she wanted to be there. She went, and now she's there.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:03 am

Roy was sittin' around, being high and stuff when he spotted Julie. Haha, awesome. He got up from where he was sitting and strutted over to her slowly.

"Hey, hey, hey," he said to her when he was closer. "It's the Julie beancurd!"

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:06 am

Julie looked over when she heard her name (and "beancurd.") Oh god, it was that complete asshole Roy or whatever. She glared at him and stopped walking.

"What do you want?" she asked disdainfully.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:09 am

"The better question is," Roy said to her. "What do you want with yourself when you wear a pair of sunglasses?"

He started laughing then, really hard.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:11 am

Julie looked at Roy impassively. "Goodbye, Roy," she said in a deadpan. She really couldn't stand this guy. She started to walk passed him, assuming he'd be too drugged up to care.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:15 am

"Wait," Roy said while grabbing her arm. "Don't you wanna hang out?" He let go of her arm and started singing, "Ooooohhhh, I like it when the family is purplllllllle!"

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:28 am

"No, I don't wanna hang out," Julie snapped, pulling her arm away even though he'd already let go. "Not with you, anyways." She tried to keep walking, looking all pissed off and stuff. Why did Roy put so much energy into trying to get on her nerves?

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:32 am

"Aw," Roy said. "Why noooooot?" He followed alongside her. "You know, you're pretty for a pregnant girl."

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:34 am

"What do you mean, why not?" Julie demanded in irritation. "Because you're a total jerk, that's why not!"

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"You know, you're pretty for a pregnant girl."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:40 am

"Huh," grunted Roy. "Oh, even though you're kinda fat now, you're still pretty."

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:20 pm

Julie's face fell. D: She didn't really look fat yet...did she? Everyone she knew kept assuring her she looked fine. But maybe they were just lying to make her feel better. "Shut up," she said, not sounding very confident at all. "I'm not fat. You're just an asshole."

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:29 pm

Roy started to laugh really hard at the asshole part. He playfully slapped Julie's shoulder and said, "You're right, I am an asshole!" He stopped laughing and continued, "But seriously Julie, that baby is makin' you...'fluffy'!"

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:41 pm

Julie scowled. She really hated this guy. Though she had to admit, he was a lot less of a jerk while he was high. She hoped he didn't sober up anytime soon. "Yeah well...that's what usually happens, Roy," she said bitterly, subconsciously putting her hand on her very slightly rounded tummy.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:55 pm

Roy noticed that Julie had touched her tummy so he said, "See, see? You notice it too then?"

He put his hand on her tummy and patted in gently.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:57 pm

Julie stepped out of his reach. "Don't touch me," she snapped at him. her own hand dropping to her side.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:03 pm

"Oh come here Julie beancurd," Roy said grabbing her arm. He pulled her into a hug and said, "Oh Julie I'm so hhhhiiiiggghhhh!" His hands traveled down to her bootay and he said, "It's even big back here!"

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:07 pm

Julie's face went from startled to horrible outraged when Roy pulled her into a hug and grabbed her ass. And then called her ass big. She shoved him away forceably and slapped him across the face as hard as she could.

"How dare you!" she yelled angrily.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:50 pm

Roy stood there a rubbed his cheek. After the slap he started to loose his high.

"You know," he stared. "I've always wondered something." He straightened up and continued, "For such a smart girl like you seem to be, why did you do such a stupid thing and sleep with somebody like Kaiden?"

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:54 pm

(Good question.)

"You wouldn't understand," Julie scoffed. And she wasn't just evading the question; a shallow jerk like Roy could never understand what had gone through Julie's head when she made the biggest, stupidest mistake of her life.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:56 pm

"Honestly," Roy replied. "I don't understand why girls sleep with any of us."

(Meaning Kaiden, Roy, and Gage.)

Aren't we in a weird mood now, huh Roy?

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:04 pm

"Why do you sleep with the clio you sleep with?" Julie questioned.

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:06 pm

"Because they're stupid and easy enough to open their legs," Roy replied honestly. "I mean come on, you're probably the smartest girl Kaiden has ever fucked."

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:17 pm

"That's not what I meant, asshole," Julie deadpanned.But she didn't really feel like explaining her motives. "Besides, maybe the girls who have sex with you think that you're stupid and easy enough to fuck anything with legs."

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PostSubject: Re: I'LL KEEP YOU MY DIRTY LITTLE hankercheif   Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:20 pm

"Either way," Roy replied with a shrug. "I'm still gettin' some aren't I?" He crossed his arms and said, "But at least all the girls I fuck aren't fat or bitchy."

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